The Tale of Tarzan and Jane”

One day, Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for lovemaking.

“What’s that?” he asked. Jane, a bit taken aback, explained to him what it meant. Tarzan nodded thoughtfully and replied, “Oh, Tarzan uses a hole in the trunk of a tree for that.”

Jane, horrified yet intrigued, exclaimed, “Tarzan, that’s not how it’s done! Let me teach you how humans do it.”

Curious, Tarzan agreed. Jane began to guide him through the nuances of human intimacy, explaining how affection and connection played a vital role. Tarzan listened intently, amazed by the complexity of human relationships.

As they spent more time together, Tarzan began to understand and appreciate the emotional depth of human bonds. Their connection deepened, and soon the two became inseparable. Jane found herself not just teaching Tarzan but learning from him too—his simplicity, his raw honesty, and his deep connection to nature were things she had never encountered in the civilized world.

In time, Tarzan and Jane’s love story became a legend told throughout the jungle, bridging the gap between the wild and the human world, teaching all that love knows no boundaries—whether of species, culture, or upbringing.